Hoist my Hoes up, you filthy Unmentionable!

I put meh knikaz on dah line, cus i had a wew big rave dah nite b4, nd, had to wash up, cus Linzaa pissed on dem, but den dey flew off da line and went into dah park. But den my crush 2k11 found dem, and he put dem on, but den da knika elstic broke and den day fell down. Does any1 know where i can get cheap knickaz?